Laughter is the best medicine – and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
Below, Wednesday, 27 December’s Joke of the Day
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
RECENT JOKES
I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night.
On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn’t think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends.
So I hung up and called him back. He was like, “Hello?” I said, “Hey, friend, it’s me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?”
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no-el.
On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?”
Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.
Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice.
She called the clerk’s office to remind them she was exempt because of her age.
“You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms,” the clerk said.
“But I filled them out last year,” she replied.
“You have to fill them out every year.”
“Why? Do you think I’m getting younger?”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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